I have to now get use to writing 2014 I just got use to 2013. In other news the talk over the holiday break was the new beyonce or yonce (I like that name better) album. I am not a beyonce fan but her work ethic is nice. If I do buy her songs it will be singles not the entire album. On this new album I only like 2 songs so those are the two I purchased. One of those two that I purchased is Drunk in love.
Such a nasty song for my virgin ears so I thought I would have fun with the hubs here is how the conversation went.
Me: I want to go surfboarding
Hubs: ……….okay…good for you. Do you know anyone who surfs?
Me: Yes yonce does it on her new song
Hubs: oh who is that one of your twitter friends
Me: no I don’t follow her
Hubs: Oh well then surfboard then, do you, let me know how that goes
Me: okay *runs to fill up the tub halfway like I learnt on social media*
So…..I won’t go into details but we didn’t do that shat right the hubs was not pleased at me trying new stuff he just wanted to get to it. I kept prolonging things trying to do it right he was like eff this shat anna mae………..so he has heard the song huh *low side eye*
I feel so old that I had to look up terms and stuff to some of these songs. I use to know what stuff meant and now…..I am lost. Oh well I did something right cause he can’t keep his hands of my phatty………okay I lied he can’t keep his hands of my panny….pancake cause I have no ass.